I like to go running down on the path by the river behind my house at night (it's to hot to run during the day). When I tell people this they always ask if I ever get scared running around in the dark in the middle of the night. I say no as I tend to sing along with the loud violent punk music on my IPod which always manages to embolden me to press on without hesitation. However a few weeks back I really scared the shit out of a couple who were trying to have sex on a park bench when I came running up screaming a G.G Allin song at the top of my lungs. Anyway I thought it was pretty funny.
